Lessons for the month of September :

1) Adults are just outdated children.

2) Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison… hahaha

3)  Tom and his boss
In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.

4)  Kid: _Dad what happens if the condom tears?

Dad:  _look at yourself in a mirror   ...........

- Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
- Look at yourself...

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____--- Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
- Look at yourself...

Read more at http://www.funny-jokes-quotes.com/funny-sex-jokes.html#3ZKeHotSvZucaxqi.99

 

   

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